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{"fact":"Cats often overract to unexpected stimuli because of their extremely sensitive nervous system.","length":94}
{"fact":"The domestic cat is the only species able to hold its tail vertically while walking. You can also learn about your cat's present state of mind by observing the posture of his tail.","length":180}
{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}
{"fact":"The cat's tail is used to maintain balance.","length":43}
{"fact":"Milk can give some cats diarrhea.","length":33}
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{"slip": { "id": 149, "advice": "As things get closer to the light, the shadows get darker."}}
{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
{"slip": { "id": 153, "advice": "Try using an old idea."}}
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