{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 141, "advice": "If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}
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